False Alarm

The “brilliant” architect who originally designed our house back in the 1930s place the stove/oven on the wall facing the sink & window.. There is a door going up to the entry way in one of the remaining walls and the other has the opening to the dining “room” which is more of a dining nook and office space. Got it? What he missed was the need for a vent fan. Seriously! A stove without a fan? The ceiling is high, please keep that in mind.

When the major earthquake renovations where originally done when George bought the house, it was exterior, not really interior work. When we had the majority of the indoor work on the top level in 2014-5 the stove/oven was replaced. But, again, no vent system. Prior to insistence from our homeowners insurance company, we had minimum smoke detectors. That newly installed system resulted in numerous false alarms until certain people learned to open windows when cooking…

Fast forward to this morning. I think George got distracted while deciding to make french toast. End result? A bit of burned toast, smoke in the kitchen & the alarm going off. I never learned how to shut the bleeping thing off. George has forgotten. So he is desperately trying to open windows (see comment above). I came blasting downstairs, looked at him, and asked if he had called the Fire Department….. no? Please call them and tell them it is not an emergency. THEN open windows and doors…Priorities.

I opened the front doors and stood there with the alarm level only marginally more bearable. When I spotted the truck headed down the street on the other side of the divide, I closed the door and went down to meet the truck with its firemen. By the time we walked back up to the house, the alarm had shut itself off. Lots of apologies, they turned down the offer of french toast, and they headed back down the hill.

I went to shut the deck door. Deck door open. No one watching it.

Where is the cat?

Not upstairs, not in any of his usual hiding places that I could see. Right before I went into a full panic, George found him in the TV room hiding on the bottom shelf behind a pile of kids books. The door to the room had been shut which is probably the only reason he was still in the house. Once discovered,  he dashed across the hall and went under our bed. Even treats weren’t enough to coax him out at first.

I think that is enough excitement for one day.

And yes, the french toast was good, even if a little singed around the edges. Made with challah from the Cheese Board.

About Holly

fiber person - knitter, spinner, weaver who spent 33 years being a military officer to fund the above. And home. And family. Sewing and quilting projects are also in the stash. After living again in Heidelberg after retiring (finally) from the U.S. Army May 2011, we moved to the US ~ Dec 2015. Something about being over 65 and access to health care. It also might have had to do with finding a buyer for our house. Allegedly this will provide me a home base in the same country as our four adult children, all of whom I adore, so that I can drive them totally insane. Considerations of time to knit down the stash…(right, and if you believe that…) and spin and .... There is now actually enough time to do a bit of consulting, editing. Even more amazing - we have only one household again. As long as everyone understands that I still, 40 years into our marriage, don't do kitchens or bathrooms. For that matter, not being a golden retriever, I don't do slippers or newspapers either. I don’t miss either the military or full-time clinical practice. Limiting my public health/travel med/consulting and lecturing to “when I feel like it” has let me happily spend my pension cruising, stash enhancing (oops), arguing with the DH about where we are going to travel next and book buying. Life is good!
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