Helper?
The guest bedroom also functions as the TV room. And then there is Kitty Ramon; aka Chicken Little –

who apparently thought that something interesting was on the front of the advert.
This particular bright and shiny brochure was produced and distributed by one of the many small ships on rivers and Great Lakes. I forget which one, but they are actively advertising for business. Not sure that they are being realistic with their offers of sailing from Chicago to Toronto, but who am I to speculate?
Anyway – he has his opinions, the cat that is.

including when
my lap is to be devoted to him, rather than stitching or knitting.